It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
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Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
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I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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