i just walked in on my sister drunkenly sobbing to sarah mclachlan. its time for an intervention.
didn't that happen to you last weekend?
shut up.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
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there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
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His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
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I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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