You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
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its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
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To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
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