I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
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I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
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You're wonderful. How are you always such a good friend?
50% genetics, 50% driven by a desire for people to drunkenly eat donuts at my funeral and then have fantastic cry-sex afterward.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
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