the new term for farting is butt boxing.
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You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
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He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
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After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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