i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
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i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
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AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
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