I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I could have mohawked her pubes.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
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sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
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He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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