Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
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Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
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it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
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