they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
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Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
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I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
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