Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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