chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
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These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
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I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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