Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
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sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
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You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
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