Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
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This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
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I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
No. Way more drunk than the night I put a snowball in my purse "for later" and woke up to find everything soaking the next day.
But less drunk than the day that Pete took four of your birth control pills thinking they were Advil, right?
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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