it wasn't lemon gatorade
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
People with herpes should wear stickers.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
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Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
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Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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