The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
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so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
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How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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