it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
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You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
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You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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