the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
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Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
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Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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