He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
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He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
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I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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