Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
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They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
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i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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