She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
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It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
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So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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