great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
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no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
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Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
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