is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
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We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
...
Exactly.
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
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i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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