i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
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It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
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Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
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I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
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