I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
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Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
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ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
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