that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
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help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
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And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
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