how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
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The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
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I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize