my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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