Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
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I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
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He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
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