No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
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i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
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I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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