I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
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you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
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Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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