New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
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Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
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He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
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