i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
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We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
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Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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