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Oh Jesus.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
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In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
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If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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