so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
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I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
I love how my cats smell like pot.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
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Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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