none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
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He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
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This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
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