C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
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ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
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Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
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