Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
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You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
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Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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