whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
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it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
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We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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