So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
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Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
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Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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