I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
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He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
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I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
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