Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
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Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
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Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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