guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
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