so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
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Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
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Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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