So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
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You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
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They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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