And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
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she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
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The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
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