Picture the opening band right now: euro, beer guts, one member in oversized hipster lumberjack apparel, the other in childsized american apparel and shorts. Singing in german.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
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asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
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dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
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