it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
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He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
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What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
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