Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
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He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
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Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
Some guy was coming onto me last night and in the middle of it all he said: 'It literally says this on my birth certificate: Francis Coburt: The Guy Who Can Pull Two Beers Outta His Pants Like Magic.'
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
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