Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
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Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
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He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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