i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
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Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
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I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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